April 15, 2015

I was the ONLY passenger on the flight into Kirksville, MO.
Captain Matt let me ride shotgun.
We were 8000 feet up when he took this picture.
Kirksville Flight
Thank you Truman University
for an unforgettable second-to-last show
of one long motherlovin world tour.
And thank you aggressive handsome man in the St. Louis airport
for offering me a handjob at the urinal.
While I didn’t feel comfortable accepting,
I was having a bad hair day
and ya really made me feel like one of the gangbang.

“…and I lift my glass to the awful truth
which you can’t reveal to the ears of youth
except to say it isn’t worth a dime.” – L. Cohen