Jan 15, 2021 @ 11:36
Oh holy shit, what’s that book he’s studying on the cover of the Bay’s Bookish this month? And who the hell put me there?...
Jan 14, 2021 @ 12:44
Link in bio.
Jan 10, 2021 @ 21:00
Put your shadows to work.
Jan 10, 2021 @ 11:52
Bio link.
Jan 09, 2021 @ 09:54
Tweeted by JohnSmithChgo. Reposting @sarahhealy17
Jan 05, 2021 @ 09:46
There were so many years on tour of waking up hungover to scattered vending machine wrappers. Now if I go off the rails...
Jan 02, 2021 @ 11:24
@brendanconstantine
Jan 01, 2021 @ 21:39
Here we go. Get it out. Write it down. Send it packin. Heat. Take your clichés on tour. Get’m out the house. Show’m the...
Dec 19, 2020 @ 20:36
Only full-length concert I’ve ever released. Live in L.A. Available through link in bio now.
Dec 19, 2020 @ 17:18
First pic’s from instructions I left a woman subletting my place in 2019, regarding an item I lost in the summer of 2018...
Dec 18, 2020 @ 20:32
Just wanna welcome everyone to the annual viewing of my pelican sweater. Lest ye think this is some kind of joke, please...
Dec 17, 2020 @ 11:32
Dec 14, 2020 @ 20:47
@brendanconstantine nailed it.
Dec 14, 2020 @ 17:41
Been slammed with booking the 2021 Spring semester for Awful Good Writers and completely forgot to promo these podcasts...
Dec 12, 2020 @ 17:10
Only full-length concert release in 20 years. Bio link.
Dec 10, 2020 @ 11:50
Still some available. My buddy Ben made each one. For burning both ends bright. Stuff it up your stocking. Or someone...
Dec 10, 2020 @ 10:01
from the book A Choir of Honest Killers. Signed when ordered from link in bio.
Dec 09, 2020 @ 09:44
Dec 06, 2020 @ 18:30
Perfect for lighting pilots, caves, Olympic torches, the 13th Amendment, and fireworks. Limited run of 150. Ships December...
Dec 04, 2020 @ 09:34
Good morning!
Dec 03, 2020 @ 19:00
You Are A True Story. If you wanna receive the daily texts I send out, follow the link in my bio. Be great to have ya....
Dec 03, 2020 @ 09:14
Today.
Dec 02, 2020 @ 10:27
Little known fact: walking through a dog park is very confusing for me.
Dec 01, 2020 @ 11:57
Nov 28, 2020 @ 08:41
Concert link in bio.
Nov 26, 2020 @ 20:38
10 years ago...
Nov 26, 2020 @ 08:11
To all my accountability buddies out there today, stay strong. @christian.i.lane @jodie.knows @thatsthatalejandro @jontogo...