Because I post so much for @awfulgoodwriters and my own merch, and because I don’t love the not-fun of lookin like a billboard, I turn most everything down that folks may ask me to promo. So you can understand why I had to tell Andrea Gibson’s sister, Laura, whose birthday is tomorrow, that there’s no way I’m making an exception to promote her dumb new hat project, @hatxhats. I don’t care if she rebuilt her life from scratch or not, or if she IS the most heartwarming thing @andrewgibby ever talks about. Not fallin for it. Find someone else to peddle your wears, dummies.