July 4, 2015

So there I am gettin some sun on my pasty gut
chattin it up with Anis in Berkeley…
20 minutes later I check Twitter
[to see if Karl the Fog has commented] and
I notice that Anis has posted this pic with the words
“America’s new Bald Eagle.”
july 4 sunnin
Next time that guy is showering nude under the garden hose
y’all are gonna know about it.
Happy Fireworks of July.