July 4, 2015

So there I am gettin some sun on my pasty gut
chattin it up with Anis in Berkeley…
20 minutes later I check Twitter
[to see if Karl the Fog has commented] and
I notice that Anis has posted this pic with the words
“America’s new Bald Eagle.”

Next time that guy is showering nude under the garden hose
y’all are gonna know about it.
Happy Fireworks of July.